Sunday, October 10, 2010

the story of five kitties.


I am Five. I have Five Kitties.

Meow is my first kitty but it is my 3rd favorite kitty because it's a little bit old but it looks nice. Meow is the dark gray one. it's name is just Meow because I just made it up in my head. Nana says I was a baby and I took it from the store and I would not let it go. If you wanted Finny to come home, you had to bring the kitty. I never let go of it. Geeze-Louise, I was still in the crib.

Meow can dance or sing or meow or walk or it can.....TICKLE YOU!!!!

It could clap : Ming ming ah ming ming ming ming. Or BANG: BOOOOOM! BooooM! bbboooommm! It can hit the drum. It smells a little bit like coffee. It has a spring it it's tail - a pretend one.

The next kitty is "Kitty with Hands." See. Listen: "My name is Kitty with Hands!" This kitty can do butterfly kicks and dance and do capoiera. It can TICKLE YOU RIGHT THERE and tickle you with it's tail. Kitty with Hands can "click" and CLICK faster yet! And it can "Tra-La-La!" and fly like Captain Underpants and sing in music.

This kitty with the next kitty--it is also "Kitty with Hands." I'll show you. This one I think it's a girl. It looks like a girl, it's more cleaner. The "Other Kitty with Hands" is more brown and it's dirtier and maybe a girl could be dirty or browner.

This kitty is blue and red. Look -- it has paint on it -- on the ear. And there is a heart on the tag. It can tickle you. It can also sing or dance and do capoiera OR it can do karate and front flips. This blue kittie can do a bum drop in the water. It is called Webkins Kitty. Mary and Kyla gave me the Webkins Kitty at summer. Not this summer but the summer before. It's not gray, it's blue. Really. it's BLUE ONLY.

ALL the kitties can tickle you. They are all ticklish. Only they laugh if you tickle them very hard. They like sing-laugh when they laugh. They sing the song like the one at assembly (Valderie, Valdera! My knapsack on my back!)

This year for my birthday I got a NEW kitty. It looks very cute. very very very very cute and I love it. It's different because it's gray and white. (Mom: but all the kitties are gray and white?! Finn: NO THEY ARE NOT! Some are even Pink! Their noses are even pink!)

This kitty can go snorkeling and diving down for dolphins or up for dolphins up in the sky. It can go as fast as dolphins in the sea. It can tickle you IN THE ARMPITS! I have not made a name yet. Maybe next week. I think so. The kitty will make up a name for itself and it will tell me in my ear and I will tell you. Next week, after school it will walk downstairs and tell me.
The new kitty is having a hard time taking the photos

All my kitties speak English. Everything in English. They don't understand French except what I understand like un bateau. they understand that. They know everything I know. Even I know how to put on my shoes. They wear clothes. But they're furry -- the furry stuff is their clothes.

Kiss!
Finny's session with the kitties. Interviews and Photos. (no agents, no translators)

1 comment:

  1. Great Scott FPFJ! you have A LOT of cats! I once met a lady with about 58 cats, on Whidbey
    Island. I had to feed them for 1 week while the owner was on vacation. It was quite scary!
    They lived in a big trailer, and it really
    smelled bad, as in "Yuck, it stinks in here"
    Did Catherine bring you a present from me?
    love from
    Nana

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